5:52: Liner to right, base hit. Booooo. End of no-hit attempt.

5:50: Called strike three! The guy's 4 outs away.

5:49: Line SHOT to second, caught. No-hitter for 7.1. (He's up 7-0 by the way.)

5:38: No-hitter thru 7 for the A's guy.

5:33: Idiots at MLBN breaks into game to show 1st out of 7th in no-hitter, while the potential last pitch of this game was thrown. And--who cares, it's over, cheating Yanks LOSE! We gotta win tonight now to go 1.5 back. 7:07 @ Toronto. Moscoso no-hitter thru 6.2 now....

5:31: Ump's been giving the Yanks every pitch on the corners. O's don't swing--auto-strike. Now this pitch hits the inside corner on Granderson, he calls it a ball, would have ended the game. Now the fucker singles to right. Tying run on 3rd, 2 out.

5:28: nonChAlaNt...O up. This field is soaked. The infield is mud. Fly out CF. One damn out away.

5:25: 0-2 on Teix. Also, the A's pitcher has a no-hitter in the 7th in their game. 2-2 now to Assface--line out to right. One away.

5:22: And the O's asshole walks the first fucking guy.

5:20: Orioles finally get a run, they lead 5-4 going bottom 11th in The Bronx. On MLBN. (Of course it's the YES feed--does NESN or MLBN or anybody else know that the Yanks' opponents also broadcast these games?)