The fact that Randy Johnson showed what a dick he is is awesome enough... But what made it hilarious was his choice of words: "Don't talk back to me!" "I don't care who you are!" Oh my god, what a dipshit. This is his reaction to a man who is (chances are) at least a foot shorter than him doing nothing more than pointing a (running) camera at him he makes his first appearance as a yankee. How dumb can a person be? And then he finished the exchange with "or you'll see what I'm really like." Nice one, Randy! So you've just shown everyone what an a-hole you are, but you want to make it perfectly clear that that's nothing compared to what you're normally like. Great job, guy.

This is almost as good as "Kevin Brown punches wall."

I am giddy over this. And Beltran signs with Mets to boot. Steinbrenner ALWAYS does what it takes, right? "Best player in the game? Eh, can't afford it." Maybe George is content with losing.