Friday, October 12, 2012
Hell Yeah
Orioles win!!!!!! We go to a game 5! Friday at 5 p.m.
It was another close-ass battle tonight, but Balty prevails in 13. After a special dugout rally ritual, the O's got a leadoff double, moved him over, then a deep fly that turned out to be anther double, giving them a 2-1 lead. Johnson came in, and finally had a good game, getting the Yanks 1-2-3, including retiring Katy Perry, pinch-hitting for A-Rod, to end the game.
This was an inning after Joba almost got harpooned by a spinning wooden spear. The announcers kept talking about the fact that he got hit by the broken-off bat barrel as if the worst it can do is bruise you. You can get impaled by that shit! Finally after coming back from break, Fuck-Face Ripken's brother did bring up the "jagged end." Joba was very lucky.
The O's had lots of squanders, but got out of some jams themselves. Now it's one more game. O's: Make this season end for the Yanks. I'm done with this! I'm ready for sledding! Knock them out and then go do whatever you want! Score early and often tomorrow! I want a no-pressure win! Granted, the best is always when the Yanks almost win and their fans assume it's "Destiny" and all that crap, but I'd prefer not to end up as one of those guys who's always talking about his blood pressure and ulcers and stuff. So do me a favor and destroy them starting in the first inning.
LET'S
GO
O'S
!!!!!
It was another close-ass battle tonight, but Balty prevails in 13. After a special dugout rally ritual, the O's got a leadoff double, moved him over, then a deep fly that turned out to be anther double, giving them a 2-1 lead. Johnson came in, and finally had a good game, getting the Yanks 1-2-3, including retiring Katy Perry, pinch-hitting for A-Rod, to end the game.
This was an inning after Joba almost got harpooned by a spinning wooden spear. The announcers kept talking about the fact that he got hit by the broken-off bat barrel as if the worst it can do is bruise you. You can get impaled by that shit! Finally after coming back from break, Fuck-Face Ripken's brother did bring up the "jagged end." Joba was very lucky.
The O's had lots of squanders, but got out of some jams themselves. Now it's one more game. O's: Make this season end for the Yanks. I'm done with this! I'm ready for sledding! Knock them out and then go do whatever you want! Score early and often tomorrow! I want a no-pressure win! Granted, the best is always when the Yanks almost win and their fans assume it's "Destiny" and all that crap, but I'd prefer not to end up as one of those guys who's always talking about his blood pressure and ulcers and stuff. So do me a favor and destroy them starting in the first inning.
LET'S
GO
O'S
!!!!!
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