Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Son Of Dog

The people who lived across the street from me growing up were huge Penn State fans. They had a little joke they'd tell. When their daughter was very small, they tried teaching her religion.

"Who was Jesus' mother," they asked.

"Mary," lil' Stephanie said.

"Very good. And who was Jesus' father?"

"Joe Paterno!"

Not by a long shot, kid.

By the way, I know you've been waiting for me to say it: My Huskers are gonna kick Penn State's ass this Saturday on behalf of everyone! Thanks in advance for rooting for us, world.

Thanks to Pat for reminding me of those neighbors. I still can't believe the son spit up on my Ouija Board!

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