Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Dice
Dice-K pitches against the Tigers, right now. He's been shitty so far, leading some to do that classic thing where they judge an entire career strictly on recent activity--including games that don't even count. Hopefully Dice can get back on prov. track today and be ready to dominate this season.
Update, 2:34: Five shutout innings for Dice. Boom goes the dynamite. Guess the no-memz will have to look for a new target--I see Carl Crawford's hitting under .200 so far in a couple games that don't count. Trade him!
Update, .406 p.m.: We win 2-1 in ten. All runs came on solo dongs--Ellsbury, Darnell, and problem drinker Miguel Cabrera.
Update, 2:34: Five shutout innings for Dice. Boom goes the dynamite. Guess the no-memz will have to look for a new target--I see Carl Crawford's hitting under .200 so far in a couple games that don't count. Trade him!
Update, .406 p.m.: We win 2-1 in ten. All runs came on solo dongs--Ellsbury, Darnell, and problem drinker Miguel Cabrera.
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