Dear Sir or Madam, here are the top dong-kings by letter.

Format: "All-time leader for his letter (bold if active) / Highest ACTIVE player for that letter / Second-highest active player for that letter". (If the top guy is active, the next two are #2 and #3 actives.) This is through 2010. So I kept guys in there who have retired this offseason. (Mainly to keep Mike Lowell on the list.) Lots of other Sox on this list. I was gonna talk about some of the races in there, but I'll just put the list out there and you can do whatever you want with it. Tomorrow, pictures from the M-13 show we went to in New London tonight.

Hank Aaron 755 / Garret Anderson 287 / Bobby Abreu 276
Barry Bonds 762 / Lance Berkman 327 / Pat Burrell 285
Jose Canseco 462 / Mike Cameron 269 / Miguel Cabrera 247
Carlos Delgado 473 / Adam Dunn 354 / J.D. Drew 238
Darrell Evans 414/ Jim Edmonds 393 / Edwin Encarnacion 100
Jimmie Foxx 538 / Prince Fielder 192 / Pedro Feliz 140
Ken Griffey, Jr. 630 / Vladimir Guerrero 436 / Jason Giambi 415
Frank Howard 382 / Todd Helton 333 / Torii Hunter 258
Raul Ibanez 232 / Brandon Inge 136 / Chris Iannetta 49
Reggie Jackson 563 / Chipper Jones 436 / Andruw Jones 407
Harmon Killebrew 573 / Paul Konerko 365 / Mark Kotsay 121
Carlos Lee 331 / Derrek Lee 312 / Mike Lowell 223
Willie Mays 660 / Justin Morneau 181 / Melvin Mora 171
Graig Nettles 390 / Xavier Nady 93 / Mike Napoli 92
Mel Ott 511 / David Ortiz 349 / Magglio Ordonez 289
Rafael Palmeiro 569 / Albert Pujols 408 / Jorge Posada 261
Carlos Quentin 97 / Robb Quinlan 25 / Humberto Quintero 13
Babe Ruth 714 / Alex Rodriguez 613 / Manny Ramirez 555
Sammy Sosa 609 / Alfonso Soriano 314 / Matt Stairs 265
Jim Thome 589 / Miguel Tejada 300 / Mark Teixeira 275
Chase Utley 177 / Dan Uggla 154 /Juan Uribe 151
Greg Vaughn 355 / Jason Varitek 182 / Joey Votto 90
Ted Williams 521 / Vernon Wells 223/ David Wright 169
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Carl Yastrzemski 452 / Mike Young 158 / Kevin Youkilis 112
Todd Zeile 253 / Ryan Zimmerman 116 / Greg Zaun 88