Friday, July 02, 2010
The Armrest Counts As A Strike
If you do a news search for Jason Varitek right now, you'll see a bunch of stories about how he's now the starting catcher and how he needs to step it up until Victor comes back. But you'll also see a bunch more stories about how Tek himself is now (supposedly) going on the DL. Timothy Mc Oy Veigh. We've traded for Kevin Cash so that our pitchers don't have to throw to one of those folding chairs.
MDC is also DL bound. Is there some assistant trainer we can blame for all this? Or some new stretching routine like the Yanks had that one year? "Okay guys, these are called DL thrusts, 1! 2! 3! 4! Come on, exert, exert!"
The Ys won today and the Rs just won in 10, so we're 1.5 back, and TB is 2. Here comes Balty for the holiday weekend.
MDC is also DL bound. Is there some assistant trainer we can blame for all this? Or some new stretching routine like the Yanks had that one year? "Okay guys, these are called DL thrusts, 1! 2! 3! 4! Come on, exert, exert!"
The Ys won today and the Rs just won in 10, so we're 1.5 back, and TB is 2. Here comes Balty for the holiday weekend.
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