Monday, March 08, 2010
Cards Walk Off. (Because We Made Them. By Knocking In....Just Forget It)
Like a chimp masturbating in a banana tree, the runs came in bunches today as the Red Sox beat St. Louis, 7-6. We scored the first two. They scored the next three. We scored the next three. They scored the next three. We scored the last two. Most of this happened late in the game vs. the shitty pitchers. But Beckett, Papelbon, Okajima, Scott Patterson, and RamRam2: The Squeakuel each gave up no runs on no hits.
- Name: Jere
- Location: Rhode Island, United States