Monday, August 24, 2009

Borat, Don't Show Your Huggies

Jeremy Kapstein: former superagent, now Red Sox senior adviser, Rhode Island guy, turns out he and I had a mutual friend, so I've ended up meeting him a few times. Sits behind home plate at Fenway, as of this season wears yellow headphones.

Dennis Drinkwater: Owns Giant Glass, looks like Robert Redford and/or Jerry Springer, sits behind home plate at Fenway.

Maybe that will answer the types of questions people seem to be asking a lot, therefore landing on my blog since I often have written about these men. From a 150-search stretch on Sunday, the searches that led to this blog, with Drinkwater/Kapstein ones in bold:

Num Perc. Search Term
12 8.51% Dennis Drinkwater
8 5.67% Giant Glass + Dennis Drinkwater
6 4.26% dennis drinkwater giant glass
4 2.84% dennis drinkwater red sox

3 2.13% feyenoord kid giving the finger
3 2.13% red sox blog
3 2.13% guy who sits behind home plate at fenway
2 1.42% +fenway +kapstein +headphones

2 1.42% red sox finger kid
2 1.42% who sits behind the plate at fenway park?
2 1.42% red sox fan behind home plate

2 1.42% DANIEL BARD RED SOX
2 1.42% "Dennis Drinkwater" Red sox
2 1.42% red sox faninyankee territory
2 1.42% classic red sox bar
2 1.42% who sits behind homeplate at Fenway?
2 1.42% guy that sits behind home plate at fenway

2 1.42% red sox kid middle finger
2 1.42% headphones at Fenway Park behind home plate
2 1.42% springer look alike behind the catcher at red sox games

2 1.42% brian bruney tattoos
2 1.42% regular fan at fenway park behind home plate
2 1.42% yaz roof
2 1.42% drinkwater, fenway park
2 1.42% david cross red sox fan
1 0.71% giant glass and drinkwater
1 0.71% picture of kid shooting the bird finger
1 0.71% Red Sox
1 0.71% lmontro 99
1 0.71% Pinstripe Guild wichita
1 0.71% who is the guy that sits behind home plate at Fenway?
1 0.71% who is the guy with the yellow headphones behind the plate at red sox games?
1 0.71% who is man behind home plate fenway
1 0.71% who sits behind home plate at fenway

1 0.71% "bad news bears" "no santa claus" -thornton
1 0.71% Who sits behind home plate at red sox games
1 0.71% who sits behind home plate at fenway park

1 0.71% little boy giving middle finger
1 0.71% Who is the guy behind home plate at the Red Sox games
1 0.71% the guy sits behind the catcher at res sox games
1 0.71% how many seats does dennis drinkwater have at fenway
1 0.71% who sits behind home plate at redsox games

1 0.71% red sox blogs
1 0.71% jere smith
1 0.71% stella marie midget
1 0.71% Dennis Drinkwater's seats
1 0.71% 3rd base pavillion SRO Fenway
1 0.71% boston.com braves june 20 gallery
1 0.71% sox pax details
1 0.71% lefty and righty boston red sox
1 0.71% jeremy capstein
1 0.71% theredsoxguy
1 0.71% kapstein headphones
1 0.71% red sox fan in yankee territory
1 0.71% john candelaria photo 8-22-2009
1 0.71% "den drinkwater"
1 0.71% guy that sits behind home plate at red sox games
1 0.71% Man behind home plate at Fenway with headphones

1 0.71% little kid middle finger football
1 0.71% jonathan papelbon's tattoo
1 0.71% buck printing company
1 0.71% michael kay calling carlton fisk soft
1 0.71% yankees sponsor pepsi
1 0.71% friends don't let sox fans
1 0.71% the guy who sits behind home plate at fenway park
1 0.71% red sox fan
1 0.71% section 1 row 15 seat 1 fenway park
1 0.71% Fenway behind home plate jacket headset
1 0.71% who were the girls dancing on nesn before red sox yankees game on friday?
1 0.71% drinkwater giant glass?
1 0.71% red sox promotions
1 0.71% man who sits behind home plate at every Fenway Park game
1 0.71% tom snyder, private investigations
1 0.71% middle finger little boy
1 0.71% female crotch pics shots track world athletics championships
1 0.71% michael kay citgo sign
1 0.71% Red Sox Slogan
1 0.71% why does jeremy kapstein wear head[phones at red sox games
1 0.71% guys that sits behind home plate at red sox games

1 0.71% red sox fan from pinstripe
1 0.71% jeremy kapstein headphones
1 0.71% red sox slime time
1 0.71% Fenway fan wearing headphones behind home plate
1 0.71% jim rice is a loud mouthy asshole
1 0.71% Denny Drinkwater
1 0.71% who sits behind the home plate at the red sox games yahoo answers
1 0.71% red sox fan sits behind home plate
1 0.71% guy behind home plate at fenway

1 0.71% borat don't show your huggies
1 0.71% who is the blond hair guy behind homeplate at Fenway
1 0.71% casey mccormick baltimore

Comments:
"Jim Rice is a loud mouthy asshole."

hahahahahahaha
 
"female crotch pics shots track world athletics championships"?????

I share your bewilderment over the Drinkwater/Kapstein obsession.
 
That's funny, I just today noticed "Kapstein headphones" et al in MY search terms.

Someone was burning out there.
 
How can someone look like Robert Redford/Jerry Springer? There is a HUGE difference in the way those two guys look.
 
JS: LOTS of people are burning...any time I check it's like this pretty much. But I guess with us being on national TV it's even more.

Reb: Well this all did start because of MY obsession with these guys....

SFSF: It is weird, but he kind of does have a little of both in him...
 
I'm surprised "Guy who's 50% to blame for Fred Lynn leaving Boston" didn't make the search list.

Yeah, I'm having trouble letting that one go. To me Kapstein will always be the less-successful, somewhat-less-evil-and-conniving Late 70's version of Scott Boras with a really cheesy leisure suit and bad haircut.
 
"stella marie midget" is cracking me up!
 
"Pinstripe Guild wichita" - fuck that shit.

And "michael kay calling carlton fisk soft" - not to his face.
 
Great call on both!

Kara: Me too.

AJM: We're proud of your consistency.
 
Dennis Drinkwater is an exact what-if-they-mated cross between Robert Redford and Jerry Springer. Well said!

Dave B from Boston
 

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