Saturday, July 18, 2009
Wash Away Today
It was a good day to miss the Smallball action, as I was up in my recent stomp-ground of Somerville for ArtBeat, helping Kim sell soap. She really sold a lot thanks to the awesomeness of both her soap and the weather. I got some updates from Castiglione, but they were always sad. We're two games up. Here's a story to help you forget about this day:
We were driving home, and a bumper sticker on the car in front of us read, "Jesus Will Give You the Victory." Of course, I started making "official scorer" jokes, as in, "you relieved the starter in the fourth, and your team never trailed, so you're supposed to get credit with the win--but the scorer can determine you pitched too poorly to get the victory. But when you make Jesus your personal official scorer and savior, he'll always give you the victory." And Kim said, "I bet Jesus wouldn't give Sandy Koufax the victory...."
We were driving home, and a bumper sticker on the car in front of us read, "Jesus Will Give You the Victory." Of course, I started making "official scorer" jokes, as in, "you relieved the starter in the fourth, and your team never trailed, so you're supposed to get credit with the win--but the scorer can determine you pitched too poorly to get the victory. But when you make Jesus your personal official scorer and savior, he'll always give you the victory." And Kim said, "I bet Jesus wouldn't give Sandy Koufax the victory...."
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