Great to see dongs flying off ex-ace Wang tonight. The highlight of the night, though, was Don and Remy laughing about Kei Igawa's warning track running style. You can't run any slower without walking.

Bill Maher's been really good lately. Funny moment tonight when he talked about the headline "Bible stops bullet," pointing out that the bible let three other bullets go through.

You know that final moment of the local news, when they show the wide shot of the two anchors (I think the law now is one male, one female) and the weather and sports person, and they all banter until signoff? I can't even watch that moment anymore. I can't bear to witness the awkwardness. Either have them practice beforehand, or don't do it at all. You wouldn't grab three friends and sign up to do improv on the spot, would you? Let alone three co-workers. Sure, they do it every night, but you'd never know it. I know what you're saying: "what's tv? what's news? define 'local.'" Sorry. Twitter. No, the thing after Twitter!