Monday, February 09, 2009

Oh No

It begins. Curt Schilling has called A-Rod's actions "refreshing." Many others will be spouting this same backward sentiment so I better get ready for it. To clarify, this is the behavior that's applauded:

Did you cheat?

No. Never.

Okay, well we found this evidence that you cheated.

Well, then yes, I did cheat.

Please, everybody, if it comes out that I killed someone ten years ago, make sure you applaud me for admitting it before they throw me in jail, because I want to be the classiest prisoner in the joint.


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