I just watched Manny on Leno. Really cool. His knuck-dust with Steven Carell was priceless. He also pointed out that he said the "it's not the end of the world" thing to take the pressure off, and then we won seven in a row. I'm sure you'll all see this online tomorrow.

I love our players.

Next up, Papi on Conan....

Okay, now I just watched that. Also good. I liked the new handshake, complete with dance. And a funny story about Papi's Halloween experience. Lots of Boston people on TV tonight: Conan and Leno themselves, Papi and Manny, and Steve Carell. The odd man out was Jerry Seinfeld. I've seen him on a few shows lately, plugging his cartoon movie, and he now sounds like Jimmy Fallon's impression of Jerry Seinfeld.

Anyway, the best part of the Papi interview was when Conan asked about re-signing Mike Lowell. Ortiz was totally pro-Lowell, of course, and then Conan told him to make it happen or he'd have to do it himself. So Papi turns to the camera and says "Theo! Do it!" Awesome. We're all in agreement, then.