Wednesday, February 14, 2007

You're Eating Meggets, Michael

When it comes to me vs. MLB, I clearly win. I think I've done a much better job with my site than they have in the offseason. Their aarticles are either redundant or pure filler. Even after I thought of this--upon seeing an article about how good Papi is--I scrolled down the page and saw another "Where's Roger going?" article. Unbelievable. You know what I'd love? If Roger makes his decision, and the team he chooses says, Well, actually, we don't want you. Sorry. If we got him, it'd be like when Parcells brought Dave Meggett onto the '98 Jets, assuming this guy he had before would come in and take the team to the promised land. Instead, he just got in the way, and ended up ruining everything by fumbling in the AFC championship game. It was like when Buttermaker had Kelly run in front of the other fielders to catch flies. Our team is fine. We don't need a ringer. Especially not one who might shit the bed anyway, Meggett-style. Yes, I compared Roger Clemens to Dave Meggett. And I hope he hears about it.

Note: The videos below should be working now.

Roger will RUIN Any Team who takes him:

May Dunbar Possess him & may they FLOP!
& I do fully-appreciate the "Meggett" PUN, Jere.

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