Thursday, February 08, 2007
Anna Nicole Smith Is Dead
I saw a report that said she collapsed, and my brain immediately said, "She's done." Sure enough, I clicked the link, and it was already changed to say she died. The end of what appeared to be a crazy life, although I'm still trying to figure out exactly why she was famous.
Did you hear about the New York cabbie who returned the diamond rings? Some lady gives a 30 cent tip on a $10.70 fare, leaves a bag of 31 diamond rings in the trunk, the cabbie finds them, tracks her down and returns the rings, saving her, what, tens of thousands of dollars? And she rewards him with...a hundred lousy dollars. Oh, and she conveniently asks that her name not be released to the press. What a horrible person. The guy should've given her a bag of rocks and gone laughing all the way to the pawn shop.
In the world of Red Sox, everyone's talkin' about: NOTHING. (But they're disguising it nicely with "Will Daisuke succeed?," "Will Manny try?," and "Who'll close?" "stories.)
Did you hear about the New York cabbie who returned the diamond rings? Some lady gives a 30 cent tip on a $10.70 fare, leaves a bag of 31 diamond rings in the trunk, the cabbie finds them, tracks her down and returns the rings, saving her, what, tens of thousands of dollars? And she rewards him with...a hundred lousy dollars. Oh, and she conveniently asks that her name not be released to the press. What a horrible person. The guy should've given her a bag of rocks and gone laughing all the way to the pawn shop.
In the world of Red Sox, everyone's talkin' about: NOTHING. (But they're disguising it nicely with "Will Daisuke succeed?," "Will Manny try?," and "Who'll close?" "stories.)
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