Sunday, July 23, 2006

Sidney And Slappy

I don't know who I hate more, the pricks or the phonies.

Example of prick: Sidney Ponson (has given up 4 runs over 2 1/3 as I write this--too bad you're in Toronto, Sidney, numbers like those get you a standing O in The Bronx), who says to his agent, "Get it done with the Yankees." (In other words, he's a human being who really, truly, deep down in his black heart, wants to play for the Yankees.)

Exapmle of phony: A-Rod, who, two years removed from fully agreeing to sign with the Red Sox until the league nixed the deal, says, "I'd rather die on the field as a Yankee than go to any other team." That's totally not an exact quote. But it was something like that.

I think I'll just hate both equally.

Fucking awesome update: Kris Wilson replace Sidney in this game I'm watching, and allowed a three-run dong to his first batter. That closes the book on Ponson: 2 1/3 IP, 5 H, 6 ER. Curtain call, Yankee fans! Come on, do it! From home!

More awesomeness: Vernon Wells has hit four deep fly balls. And it's only the fifth inning. Two went over the wall, one was caught by a leaping Melky at the wall, and one was dropped right in front of the wall deep in right center by Bubba Gump Crosby. 11-3 Jays.


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