Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Errin' Large

Can everyone who compared Aaron Small to The freakin' Natural last season please issue a public apology? You don't have to do anything official, just stand up, right now, wherever you are, and say it to everyone around. Open the window and yell toward the street if you're at home. Don't worry about the people around you. They'll know.

Seriously, what an insult to the movie that was. Roy Hobbs was a star on the rise who got fucking shot, (by a gun, people, not by Leo the Luck Angel's arrow) only to return sixteen years later and take a plodding team to a pennant in miraculous fashion.

Aaron Small stunk for ten years (no, he never struck out The Whammer at a carnival), joined the team with the highest payroll and won ten games with one of the best lineups in baseball behind him, giving up nearly a hit an inning, to help his team barely tie the division--one in which the team they tied made the post-season anyway--before losing in the first round of the playoffs.

Terrible comparison. Only in The Bronx.

Comments:
& he sucks, AGAIN.
 
Yeah! But who made the comparison in the first place?? Who, misguided soul that he/she is????
 
Not I.

How about something to make us smile? Tonight's line-up for you all know who...

1. DAMON CF

2. JETER SS

3. RODRIGUEZ 3B

4. POSADA C

5. CANO 2B

6. WILLIAMS RF

7. PHILLIPS DH

8. CAIRO 1B

9. CABRERA LF

Jorge Posada batting cleanup. God hates the Yankees.
 
I almost wish I got the NO network so I could watch Cabrera ole one from the left side.
 
Yeah, they're not looking like a million bucks tonight. And definitely not 200 million.
 

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