On New Year's Eve, after having seen enough Twilight Zones, I went to bed around 1 AM. While I was sound asleep, the phone rang. I could hear someone leaving a message, but ignored it. A half-hour later, it rang again. I picked it, and some girl was asking for Anthony. I told her she had the wrong number. She said, "Okay, bye." Not, mind you, "Oh my god, I'm so sorry for waking you up twice in the middle of the night."

Anyway, I woke up the next morning to hear the above message. It's funny how she loves this dude so much but can't get his number right in two tries. She was also so drunk she said 11:30 as the time at first, when it was obviously after midnight on New Year's Eve, meaning she'd not only gotten the phone number wrong, but the year as well.

I like how she classes the whole thing up with the "one love" line at the end.

Note: If you don't like the F word or if your kids are in the room, don't play the message.