Tuesday, January 31, 2006

This Just In

Lucchino Not Satan

Sox To Field Full 9-Player Team, Not 7

2006 Season, Declared Dead By Internet Fans, To Go On As Record Number Of Actual Humans Buy Tickets, Despite High Prices

Media Lied To Public To Sell Papers, Everything Was Okay To Begin With

Oh, wait, this isn't just in, it's stuff I knew all along.


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