Monday, May 02, 2005

At The Batting Helmet Factory

[Siren sounds]

PA system: "Attention all employees in the Red Sox department--flapless division. We need flapless helmets, stat. Olerud has been signed. Repeat, Olerud has been signed."

[Flapless Union Local 617 wakes from decades-long nap]

In me news, Chan and I are officially moving to an island. Details to come shortly.

I am prompted once more to wonder, as many of us often have in the past, whether Olerud wears that thing in his everyday life. Eating dinner, taking a shower, walking the dog. You know, just in case.

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