Friday, April 15, 2005
The Thing
Something brushed against my face at work today, so of course I swung wildly with both hands. Turns out it was my boss's elderly mother. When I realized this, I figured, It's on now, and went to beat the crap out of her. After all that time, I finally figured out that she never had any intention of harming me (in fact, the brush was so light, my head didn't even move). So I didn't punch her in the face.
My boss, Mr. Newyorkmedia, has elevated me to vice president because of the restraint and, especially, class that I displayed.
(He's also very proud of me for not doing drugs at work any more.)
My boss, Mr. Newyorkmedia, has elevated me to vice president because of the restraint and, especially, class that I displayed.
(He's also very proud of me for not doing drugs at work any more.)
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