Thursday, January 20, 2005

(Too Many) Haikus For Derek Lowe

Could not find a fourth
On the day of your no-no
Still have unused stub

Bled on mound and spoke
Of skin cancer awareness
Schill stole both from you

Psychiatric ward
Easy to find in LA
Psychiatric ward

Bo Derek was ten
Lowe, Derek was thirty-two
For oh-four, thank you

Start, Relieve, Good, Bad
You must be this tall to ride
We'll FedEx your ring


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