Thursday, January 20, 2005
(Too Many) Haikus For Derek Lowe
Could not find a fourth
On the day of your no-no
Still have unused stub
Bled on mound and spoke
Of skin cancer awareness
Schill stole both from you
Psychiatric ward
Easy to find in LA
Psychiatric ward
Bo Derek was ten
Lowe, Derek was thirty-two
For oh-four, thank you
Start, Relieve, Good, Bad
You must be this tall to ride
We'll FedEx your ring
On the day of your no-no
Still have unused stub
Bled on mound and spoke
Of skin cancer awareness
Schill stole both from you
Psychiatric ward
Easy to find in LA
Psychiatric ward
Bo Derek was ten
Lowe, Derek was thirty-two
For oh-four, thank you
Start, Relieve, Good, Bad
You must be this tall to ride
We'll FedEx your ring
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