Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Monkey Business


Management Scared Off By Fans Gone Ape

"We saw that monkey and we knew we'd made a terrible error," said Larry Lucchino. "God bless dirt dog for telling us what all the fans think. He definitely has a larger penis than I do. We've also told all our players to get crew cuts. Also, all foreign and foreign-looking players have been given their unconditional release."

That's right, this morning's dirt dog headline, surprise again, is:

"Sox Delay Monday Rollout of Fan ID Cards to Rethink Idea After Nation Pressure, Negative Feedback"

How much feedback could they have possibly gotten from an idea they haven't even announced yet? This all sounds fishy to me.


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