Saturday, April 24, 2004

Ha Ha Ha Ha

KEY WIN. A few days after yankee announcer Jim Kaat joined the Quantrill & Gordon Club*, (only he took it one step further and said those two are the yanks' "two most important" off-season pick ups) Quantrill takes the loss.

We're 3 1/2 up on 'em now, and the yanks' record is a beautiful 8-10, and 1-5 against the Sox.


Magic Number thru 4/24: 142

*I've been talking about this for a long time now, but in case you're new to this blog, here's the deal. To join the Quantrill & Gordon Club, you must: 1. Hear someone say that the yankees now can shorten games to six innings because they have Quantrill & Gordon. 2. Repeat that information as if you yourself thought of it. 3. Believe that these two ex-Red Sox were acquired by the yankees because they're amazing pitchers, and not just because George wanted to try and screw the Sox by getting their ex-players. and 4. Say "Quantrill & Gordon," in that order, just to prove you heard this crap somewhere else first.
My point is, Gordon USED TO be good, but he's had injury problems, and is much older now, and Quantrill never really lived up to his potential (until he strated pitching in Dodger Stadium). The yankees bullpen is hardly better than it was last year. Everyone's still buying the lies as of now, though. We'll see what happens.


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